{"id":666,"date":"2014-04-17T23:42:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T03:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=666"},"modified":"2014-04-17T23:45:20","modified_gmt":"2014-04-18T03:45:20","slug":"girls-night-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"Girls Night Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"maxmoon\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Dear Humans,<\/p>\n

Max here.<\/p>\n

Maxine Virginia Swift.\u00a0 (Because I am lightning fast\u2026 in every way.)<\/p>\n

Hey.\u00a0 I gave Mom the night off.\u00a0 She and Frances were heading out to go howl at the moon for a while.<\/p>\n

It is something they like to do together.\u00a0\u00a0 Kind of like \u201cGirls Night Out\u201d because they are both girls.\u00a0 But one is a dog.\u00a0 The other is a human.<\/p>\n

She is the only person I know up close, that likes to howl at the moon.\u00a0 She barks with us too.\u00a0\u00a0 I hate to say it\u2026 but I think there is something terribly wrong with our human.<\/p>\n

I wouldn\u2019t trade her back in at the shelter or anything.\u00a0 She feeds us real good.\u00a0 And plays\u2026\u00a0 and things.<\/p>\n

But she a little quirky, I think.\u00a0 Like today.\u00a0 She chased me and France and Ollie around the yard.\u00a0 She was laughing and yelling\u2026 \u201cI\u2019m gonna\u2019 get ya\u2019…..ohhhhhh…..\u00a0 yes I am!\u201d<\/p>\n

Yeah. Right.\u00a0 She\u2019s delusional.\u00a0 She can\u2019t get us.\u00a0 Never has caught us once.\u00a0 Never will.\u00a0 But she keeps taking us out and playing this game\u2026 over and over.<\/p>\n

At any rate, we wore her out today.\u00a0 So she and France packed up some Beef Jerkey\u2026 and off they went to howl at the moon.<\/p>\n

I think I hear them now.\u00a0 It is a beautiful thing.<\/p>\n

So ….. to all five of you who read this thing….\u00a0\u00a0 here is my profound and infinite wisdom for the day:<\/p>\n

“Wave your paws in the air like you just don’t care.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

Max<\/p>\n

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\u201cI like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it\u201d – Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI pointed out to you the stars (the moon) and all you saw was the tip of my finger\u201d- Tanzania Proverb<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Humans, Max here. Maxine Virginia Swift.\u00a0 (Because I am lightning fast\u2026 in every way.) Hey.\u00a0 I gave Mom the night off.\u00a0 She and Frances were heading out to go howl at the moon for a while. It is something they like to do together.\u00a0\u00a0 Kind of like \u201cGirls Night Out\u201d because they are both […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":673,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions\/673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}