{"id":550,"date":"2014-04-02T23:03:30","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T03:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=550"},"modified":"2014-04-02T23:32:59","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T03:32:59","slug":"your-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Your Fired."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-551\" alt=\"ffire1\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire1.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire1.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-552\" alt=\"ffire2\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire2.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire2.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/ffire2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And tonight&#8230;. a brief break from 30473 with a message from our sponsors.<\/p>\n<p>See Dick.<br \/>\nSee Dick cavorting with his prairie dog friends in our prairie field.<\/p>\n<p>See Dick light a match.<\/p>\n<p>See our prairie field on fire.<\/p>\n<p>See Prairie Dog Dick and his friends run. (Well&#8230;.. more like a run-waddle.)<\/p>\n<p>Prairie Dogs named Dick probably should not play with matches in their prairies.<\/p>\n<p>But dogs will be dogs.\u00a0 And by the courageous nightlights, they found refuge in the Notorious Amen Break.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>Tonight&#8217;s program sponsored by the American Society for the Preservation of Prairie Dogs.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<h1>\u201cThe goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.\u201d &#8211; Joseph Campbell<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And tonight&#8230;. a brief break from 30473 with a message from our sponsors. See Dick. See Dick cavorting with his prairie dog friends in our prairie field. See Dick light a match. See our prairie field on fire. See Prairie Dog Dick and his friends run. (Well&#8230;.. more like a run-waddle.) Prairie Dogs named Dick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":561,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}