{"id":446,"date":"2014-03-19T23:20:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T03:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=446"},"modified":"2014-03-19T23:20:31","modified_gmt":"2014-03-20T03:20:31","slug":"dont-drool-and-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Drool and Drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dogdriver.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-447\" alt=\"dogdriver\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dogdriver.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dogdriver.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dogdriver-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Life Lesson #32.\u00a0 You never really know what&#8217;s on the road ahead.<\/p>\n<p><em>A police officer pulls over a fast moving truck.\u00a0 When he approaches the vehicle, he finds a dog behind the wheel of the car.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;Uhhhhhhh&#8230;. alright buddy.\u00a0 What is your name and what is a dog doing driving a truck?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">&#8220;Waldo.\u00a0 Chasing the cat. Was I speeding?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;As a matter of fact you were.\u00a0\u00a0 Now\u00a0 why in the world does a dog need\u00a0 a truck to chase a cat.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">&#8220;That&#8217;s what we do.\u00a0 Dogs chase cats.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;Yeah.\u00a0 But with a truck?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">&#8220;It was the best I could do.\u00a0 The cat&#8217;s driving a Corvette.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;That&#8217;s enough. Put your paws behind your head.\u00a0 You&#8217;re under arrest.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993300;\">&#8220;Stupid Cat.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cA single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born.\u201d\u00a0 &#8212; \u00a0Antoine de Saint-Exupery<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life Lesson #32.\u00a0 You never really know what&#8217;s on the road ahead. A police officer pulls over a fast moving truck.\u00a0 When he approaches the vehicle, he finds a dog behind the wheel of the car. &#8220;Uhhhhhhh&#8230;. alright buddy.\u00a0 What is your name and what is a dog doing driving a truck?&#8221; &#8220;Waldo.\u00a0 Chasing the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":450,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions\/450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}