{"id":4455,"date":"2015-08-16T23:17:44","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T03:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=4455"},"modified":"2015-08-17T00:01:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T04:01:29","slug":"wrong-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=4455","title":{"rendered":"Wrong number."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/leftshoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4458\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/leftshoes.jpg\" alt=\"leftshoes\" width=\"800\" height=\"870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/leftshoes.jpg 800w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/leftshoes-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My invitation got lost in the mail. I am sure of it.<\/p>\n<p>Do you ever have one of those days, when it feels like your invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail\u2026 or your bread falls on the floor.. butter side down\u2026 twice.<\/p>\n<p>You stubbed your toe on the invisible.\u00a0 And your morning coffee went down the wrong pipe at breakfast\u2026 and you spit eggs out all over the table.. and couldn\u2019t quit coughing?<\/p>\n<p>Those days.<\/p>\n<p>It seems like you say all the wrong things, get in the slowest line at the grocery, and lose your car keys.\u00a0 Four times.<\/p>\n<p>Yoda told me.. in that ONE movie.\u00a0 \u201cThere is NO try.\u00a0 You either do, or you do NOT.\u201d\u00a0 Well\u2026 it appears I am doing NOT all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>All day long, bad decisions.\u00a0 The Reuben was terrible&#8230;. I should have had the Pastrami and Chicken Liver Sandwich on the pretzel bun.<\/p>\n<p>On days like this\u2026 I blame it on the stars.\u00a0 The planets.\u00a0 And especially on Uranus.\u00a0 I chalk it up to the imperfections in my design.\u00a0 Not by my choice, but because Saturn lined up with Mercury when I was born.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I\u2019m just having a bad case of indigestion.<\/p>\n<p>Either way.\u00a0 These are the days that Badluck Schleprock and Wednesday Addams are made of.<\/p>\n<p>The good part of it is\u2026 I suppose\u2026 is that tomorrow is a new day.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll try putting my left shoe on my left foot again&#8230;.. and hope that will be a good start.<\/p>\n<p>I guess Yoda was wrong.<br \/>\nYou can try.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.\u00a0 \u2014\u00a0 Stephen Hawking<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!\u00a0 \u2014\u00a0 Dr. Seuss<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My invitation got lost in the mail. I am sure of it. Do you ever have one of those days, when it feels like your invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail\u2026 or your bread falls on the floor.. butter side down\u2026 twice. You stubbed your toe on the invisible.\u00a0 And your morning coffee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4455"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4462,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4455\/revisions\/4462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}