{"id":4334,"date":"2015-08-02T23:59:28","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T03:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=4334"},"modified":"2015-08-02T23:59:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T03:59:28","slug":"and-there-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=4334","title":{"rendered":"And. There it is."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"yellowfloweres\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"birdies\"<\/a><\/p>\n

In case you were wondering about this and that\u2026 I am here to tell you a thing or two\u2026. this evening.<\/p>\n

Now.\u00a0 If you missed it\u2026. you missed it.\u00a0 But May 29th\u00a0 is officially \u201cPut a Pillow on Your Fridge Day\u201c.\u00a0 So until then\u2026 keep your dang pillow off of the refrigerator.\u00a0 Or pay the consequences.<\/p>\n

So then.\u00a0 What will you do for fun?\u00a0 Nip it.\u00a0 Be afraid.\u00a0 Cherophobia is the fear of fun.<\/p>\n

Speaking of fun.\u00a0 Summer brings lot of fun things to do.\u00a0 You can be outdoors and enjoy the world a little.\u00a0 Like Frisbee.\u00a0 I love playing Frisbee.\u00a0 BUT\u2026. did you know?\u00a0 The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!\u00a0 I hope I didn\u2019t buy one.<\/p>\n

And.\u00a0 On those really hot summer days, when you think you can\u2019t take another moment of the heat\u2026 remember this.\u00a0 Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water. You are fine.<\/p>\n

In fact\u2026 you are making saliva like crazy.\u00a0 During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.\u00a0 You are gross.<\/p>\n

And\u2026 I don\u2019t care if you did make enough saliva to fill two pools.\u00a0 Here is the big rule\u2026 NO peeing in the pool.\u00a0 But don\u2019t tell that to our local goats.\u00a0 Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.\u00a0 You are not the only gross one around here.<\/p>\n

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.\u00a0 THEY peed in the pool.\u00a0\u00a0 And it froze.<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00a0 Enough of that .\u00a0 Let\u2019s talk culture.\u00a0 I love music.\u00a0 I am listening to it right now.\u00a0 But it can be dangerous\u2026. apparently.\u00a0 You see\u2026 about 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.\u00a0 I can only imagine.<\/p>\n

Maybe you should give up playing the drums.\u00a0 Especially if you are dieting.\u00a0 If you really want to keep a good beat\u2026\u00a0 consider this.\u00a0\u00a0 Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.<\/p>\n

Rat-a-tat-tat.<\/p>\n

Rock on my friends.\u00a0 Rock on.<\/p>\n

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.\u00a0 \u2014\u00a0 Mitch Hedberg<\/strong><\/em>
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\nDrawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.\u00a0 \u2014\u00a0 Robert Benchley<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In case you were wondering about this and that\u2026 I am here to tell you a thing or two\u2026. this evening. Now.\u00a0 If you missed it\u2026. you missed it.\u00a0 But May 29th\u00a0 is officially \u201cPut a Pillow on Your Fridge Day\u201c.\u00a0 So until then\u2026 keep your dang pillow off of the refrigerator.\u00a0 Or pay the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4334"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4338,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334\/revisions\/4338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}