{"id":3771,"date":"2015-05-27T23:52:17","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T03:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3771"},"modified":"2015-05-27T23:54:58","modified_gmt":"2015-05-28T03:54:58","slug":"3771","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3771","title":{"rendered":"Hit your funny bone…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yes\u2026. on that day\u2026 they baked lots and lots of bread.\u00a0 They wanted to make loafers.<\/span><\/h2>\n

AND\u2026. they did it on the fly.<\/span><\/h2>\n

Yet\u2026 there are times when they will put on their fake Grizzly Paws\u2026 and do wood working projects.\u00a0 That way\u2026 they can say they made it with their bear hands.<\/h4>\n

Tuesday of last\u2026 they decided to go to the ocean\u2026.. because a friend said the ocean \u201cspeaks to her.\u201d\u00a0 They waited on the beach for the ocean to say something \u2026 but it only waved.<\/h4>\n

In need of money\u2026 they decided to get a job at the Recycling Factory.\u00a0 They had to use the Can-Crusher.\u00a0 Not much fun\u2026 because\u2026. it was SODA pressing.<\/h4>\n

On their way home.\u00a0 They stopped at the grocery.\u00a0 A girl in the store said she knew them from the Vegetarian Club.\u00a0 But they had never met Herbivore.<\/h4>\n

They got home and walked through the garage.\u00a0 They heard the the little ladder\u2026 say to the big ladder\u2026 \u201cYou are NOT my father.\u201d\u00a0 It must have been a step-ladder.<\/h4>\n

I feel like a dolphin and a fish.\u00a0 I did all of this on porpoise.\u00a0\u00a0 So let minnow if you think it is funny.<\/h4>\n

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A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.\u00a0 —\u00a0 Hugh Sidey<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.\u00a0 —\u00a0 Mark Twain<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes\u2026. on that day\u2026 they baked lots and lots of bread.\u00a0 They wanted to make loafers. AND\u2026. they did it on the fly. Yet\u2026 there are times when they will put on their fake Grizzly Paws\u2026 and do wood working projects.\u00a0 That way\u2026 they can say they made it with their bear hands. Tuesday of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3771"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3778,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3771\/revisions\/3778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}