{"id":3488,"date":"2015-04-17T23:52:04","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T03:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3488"},"modified":"2015-04-18T00:06:22","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T04:06:22","slug":"time-flies-fish-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3488","title":{"rendered":"Time flies.  Fish swim."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bananaboat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3492\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bananaboat.jpg\" alt=\"bananaboat\" width=\"800\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bananaboat.jpg 800w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bananaboat-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We all need to laugh.\u00a0 It is good for the soul.\u00a0 It is good for your fish if you have sole.\u00a0 In fact&#8230; I like to have a good belly-laugh.\u00a0 But it takes a lot for me&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it\u2019s pretty cheesy.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I shouldn\u2019t tell any jokes tonight, because\u2026.. actually, I am not feeling very funny.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s talk about Preble County and all our good farmers.\u00a0 We have a lot of them&#8230;. here in this county, I\u2019ll tell you.\u00a0 Today\u2026. I met a farmer in a field pretty near us.\u00a0 He was with his cows\u2026. and counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up\u2026..he had 200.<\/p>\n<p>Alright, alright.\u00a0 A good friend of mine is the sheriff here in town.\u00a0 And YES\u2026 we have a pretty good sized jail.\u00a0 The other night\u2026 I was going up to talk something over with Sheriff Mike.\u00a0 Just THEN\u2026.. there was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me, and I thought&#8230;&#8230;. well that\u2019s a little condescending.<\/p>\n<p>Also up at the jail was a guy they recently caught.\u00a0 Did you hear about him.\u00a0 He was The Mexican train killer? Well\u2026. he had locomotives.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, enough about the county.\u00a0 Let\u2019s talk about me.<\/p>\n<p>You all know I love music.\u00a0 Well\u2026 here\u2019s a new deal.\u00a0\u00a0 I started a band called 999 Megabytes \u2014 we haven\u2019t gotten a gig yet.<\/p>\n<p>I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it\u2019s more of a wrap.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, enough of this silly soup.<\/p>\n<p>It is getting late and I love to have a snack before bedtime.\u00a0 Always fruit.\u00a0 I love fruit.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight\u2026 simply got away from me.<\/p>\n<p>Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"copy-paste-block\"><em><strong><span class=\"bqQuoteLink\">I&#8217;m an idealist. I don&#8217;t know where I&#8217;m going, but I&#8217;m on my way.\u00a0 &#8212;\u00a0 <\/span>Carl Sandburg<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all need to laugh.\u00a0 It is good for the soul.\u00a0 It is good for your fish if you have sole.\u00a0 In fact&#8230; I like to have a good belly-laugh.\u00a0 But it takes a lot for me&#8230;. Hey, You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it\u2019s pretty cheesy. Maybe I shouldn\u2019t tell any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3488"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3494,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions\/3494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}