{"id":32,"date":"2014-01-23T03:45:46","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T03:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=32"},"modified":"2014-01-23T03:45:46","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T03:45:46","slug":"a-misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"A misunderstanding."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Trio\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It appears that several readers of last night’s installation were unable to follow my train of thought. Clearly…. you did not get the memo about using your Ovaltine-Secret-Decoder-Ring to follow along.<\/p>\n

Yes, it is true. I was writing in a highly secret code last night. So without the decoder-ring… how could you possible know?<\/p>\n

Other folks mentioned that to complicate matters, they could not get past the picture of me…. in a Farah Fawcett Do, not to mention Mary as Wynette and Justin as a blonde. The mental picture was too complicated and grueling. Some complained of headaches, and motion sickness. So, by popular demand…. AND…. to cure all that ails you…… I give you this compilation.<\/p>\n

From left to right, Mary as Tammy Wynette; Justin as Barry Manilow; Polly as Farah Fawcett.<\/p>\n

The bad news is……. I cannot repeat the secret message I revealed last night. That was a one time offer.<\/p>\n

The good news is…. or maybe the bad news… I’ll just ramble on about something else… totally unrelated…<\/p>\n

…. and here it goes.<\/p>\n

We built this home here in Ohio 18 years ago. Things are getting to the point where they are starting to wear out. You know. Roofs. Appliances. Outdated fixtures.<\/p>\n

So we have been thinking of spiffing the place up. Now I am a “do it right now” kind of gal. Let’s just run with it and be done with it. But Mary is very methodical and needs to research all aspects before putting a good foot forward. Somewhere in between is a perfect balance.<\/p>\n

At any rate, we have been kicking around ideas here and there. Especially for the kitchen. It needs the most help at this point.<\/p>\n

Wellllll….. yesterday our refrigerator thought it was a microwave. And wouldn’t you know it? Me and the fridge got into a heated fight. But we’re cool now.<\/p>\n

But mostly… I want to get some new dishes. So. I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over.<\/p>\n

Oh enough for tonight. I have to go spray my hair with heavy duty shellac. Right after I jib \u00a0and taunt Mary’s head…. na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaa. Yep, that hair needs to be teased.<\/p>\n

\u201cA picture is a secret about a secret, the more it tells you the less you know.\u201d \u00a0–\u00a0Diane Arbus\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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