{"id":3152,"date":"2015-03-05T23:56:10","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T04:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3152"},"modified":"2015-03-06T06:06:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T11:06:22","slug":"trigger-got-in-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=3152","title":{"rendered":"Trigger got in too…."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tonight, I have consulted a panel of experts concerning some pretty big questions.\u00a0 For your viewing pleasure, here is an overview of the interview, brought to by Kid Wednesday Productions at The Big Can Do.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0What is the meaning of life?
\nConfucius:<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0I’ll just say….. hecky-dern.\u00a0 Confucius just cleared things up nicely.\u00a0 Would anyone else like to chime in on this one… the meaning of life?
\nJames M. Barrie:<\/span> Life is a long lesson in humility.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Well I am certainly getting a big dose of humiliation here.\u00a0 Third time is a charm… anyone else care to weigh in?
\nAlbert Camus:\u00a0<\/span> You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 I guess that is my queue to move on to the next question.\u00a0 Happiness.\u00a0 If we can’t search for what it consists of … then how will we ever know what happiness is?
\nMahatma Gandhi:<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0Like a song?
\nDale Evans:\u00a0<\/span> Who cares about the clouds when we’re together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0Alright.\u00a0 Who in the heck let Dale Evans in here, for crying out loud?\u00a0 Will somebody show Dale back to the sound stage for The Roy Rogers Show?
\nAlbert Camus:<\/span>\u00a0 I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
\nPK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Camus… could you do a duty of love right now, and show Dale Evans to the door?<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Okay everybody, settle down.\u00a0 Let’s get back on task.\u00a0\u00a0 Does anyone have anything to share about life’s purpose:
\nWilliam Feather:\u00a0<\/span> One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
\nPK:<\/strong><\/span>These panel answers are becoming quite an adventure!\u00a0 Any one else?
\nMartin Luther King, Jr.:<\/span>\u00a0 Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for others?’<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Marty.\u00a0 Thanks.\u00a0\u00a0 Now those truly are some great words of wisdom.\u00a0 So…\u00a0 at this point…. I will do something really good for others… I will put an end to this night’s (mostly) fruitless segment.\u00a0 It just seems like the right thing to do.<\/p>\n

PK:<\/strong><\/span> So…….. Thanks for tuning in tonight.\u00a0 We’ll try this again soon.
\nMark Twain:<\/span>\u00a0 Yes. Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.<\/p>\n

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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?\u00a0 —\u00a0 <\/span>Steven Wright<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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