{"id":2715,"date":"2015-01-11T23:15:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T04:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2715"},"modified":"2015-01-11T23:55:52","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T04:55:52","slug":"mixed-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2715","title":{"rendered":"Mixed Bag."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sure.\u00a0 I love my dogs…. but what if one got sick?
\nWhat do you give a dog with a fever?
\nMustard.\u00a0 It is the best thing for a hot dog.<\/p>\n

Now… we live out here on a few wide open acres, and we are thinking about getting some goats, and rabbits.
\nWhat do you call 10,000 rabbits walking backward, all in a row?
\nA receding hare line.<\/p>\n

Speaking of where we live.\u00a0 We used to have a home in Charleston, SC.\u00a0 There are lots of pirate stories down there….
\nFor instance.\u00a0\u00a0 Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.<\/p>\n

There are a lot of places to eat and drink in Charleston too….
\nOnce….. Charles Dickens walked into a bar and asked for a drink.\u00a0 The bartender said to him, “Okay buddy.\u00a0 Olive or Twist?”<\/p>\n

The weather is mostly decent in those parts.\u00a0 People ride bikes everywhere!
\nWhat’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?\u00a0 A tire.<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00a0 Enough of that.\u00a0 How about this?\u00a0 It is a fact that I love science.
\nSo here is one for you.
\nLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they start talking.<\/p>\n

Finally…. I am a big bird watcher.\u00a0 But this…..
\nTwo Robins were stuffed heavy with worms.\u00a0 They waited on the ground to digest those worms…. before they would fly back to their nests.\u00a0 Basking in the sun, they fell asleep.
\nA cat came along and ate them, thinking “Boy oh Boy!\u00a0 Do I ever\u00a0 love Baskin’ Robins.”<\/p>\n

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.\u00a0 —\u00a0 <\/span>William Arthur Ward<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. — Hugh Sidey<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.<\/span><\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 —\u00a0 Anne Wilson Schaef<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.\u00a0\u00a0 —\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/em>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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Sure.\u00a0 I love my dogs…. but what if one got sick? What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard.\u00a0 It is the best thing for a hot dog. Now… we live out here on a few wide open acres, and we are thinking about getting some goats, and rabbits. What do you call […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2715"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2721,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2715\/revisions\/2721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}