{"id":2556,"date":"2014-12-22T23:04:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T04:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2014-12-22T23:35:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T04:35:22","slug":"i-miss-the-dairy-queens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2556","title":{"rendered":"I miss the Dairy Queens…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nutsandberries\"<\/a><\/p>\n

It used to be… when you had a virus… and started hacking… it pretty much meant you had some strain of the flu.\u00a0 You might get a day or two off from work.\u00a0 You’d feel like three-day-old-cat poop.\u00a0 And Tylenol would be your best friend for about a week.<\/p>\n

But NOW…. if there are viruses, and hacking… it generally has to do with that screen and keyboard in front of you right.\u00a0 Yesh.\u00a0 Yesh… I shay.\u00a0\u00a0 Computer Hackershh.<\/p>\n

Now… given the topic of recent events… I will tell you this much.\u00a0 We don’t want to get into a hacking war.\u00a0 Not with anyone.\u00a0 Especially a nutty as a fruitcake, off one’s rocker, not right in the head, raving mad, batty, bonkers, cuckoo, loopy, ditzy, loony, bananas, loco, with a screw loose, touched, gaga, out to lunch, Dictator-Maniac.\u00a0\u00a0 Yet… here we have it.\u00a0\u00a0 Tonight, North Korea’s Internet went out.\u00a0 All of it.<\/p>\n

I will reiterate.\u00a0 It is a bad idea to start a hacking war. It could be way worse than nuclear threats. Because before you know it, the planet will be dark, and lacking mass communications.<\/p>\n

One of my favorite singer \/ groups, is David Byrne, and The Talking Heads.\u00a0 And one of my favorite songs is…. “Nothing But Flowers”<\/p>\n

It talks about civilization after what may have been a nuclear war, or a major power grid failure… due to… welllll …. you know…. cough, cough, hack, hack.<\/p>\n

One of the lines in the song goes….<\/p>\n

“Once there were parking lots
\nNow it’s a peaceful oasis
\nyou got it, you got it<\/p>\n

This was a Pizza Hut
\nNow it’s all covered with daisies
\nyou got it, you got it.”<\/p>\n

I hope this doesn’t get out of hand… I do.\u00a0 Because I like electricity, and heat.\u00a0 I like getting my food at a grocery, and driving a car… with gasoline in the tank.<\/p>\n

By god, I like Netflix and Facebook. And Cheetos.<\/p>\n

I say… “Make Love, Not Destructive Code”<\/p>\n

Maybe I’ll write a song.<\/p>\n

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.<\/span><\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 — Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It used to be… when you had a virus… and started hacking… it pretty much meant you had some strain of the flu.\u00a0 You might get a day or two off from work.\u00a0 You’d feel like three-day-old-cat poop.\u00a0 And Tylenol would be your best friend for about a week. But NOW…. if there are viruses, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2561,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions\/2561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}