{"id":2541,"date":"2014-12-20T22:08:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T03:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2014-12-20T22:46:39","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T03:46:39","slug":"2541","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=2541","title":{"rendered":"No Can Do."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2546\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/fish.jpg\" alt=\"fish\" width=\"800\" height=\"524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/fish.jpg 800w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/fish-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well.\u00a0 The Big Can Do is a No Can Do.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have the energy tonight to say a single thing.\u00a0 So, I decided earlier this evening that I would check my stats for last night&#8217;s column.\u00a0 And, if last night&#8217;s &#8220;readers&#8221; were &#8220;below&#8221; a certain number&#8230;. I would take this night off.<\/p>\n<p>As the horse said to the unicorn&#8230; &#8220;Just what is the point?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or, consider this:\u00a0 &#8220;The best way to communicate with a <span class=\"highlight\">fish<\/span> is to drop them a line.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well.\u00a0 The Big Can Do is a No Can Do. I don&#8217;t have the energy tonight to say a single thing.\u00a0 So, I decided earlier this evening that I would check my stats for last night&#8217;s column.\u00a0 And, if last night&#8217;s &#8220;readers&#8221; were &#8220;below&#8221; a certain number&#8230;. I would take this night off. As the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2550,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions\/2550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}