{"id":247,"date":"2014-02-22T04:01:09","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T04:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=247"},"modified":"2014-02-22T13:34:05","modified_gmt":"2014-02-22T13:34:05","slug":"no-lunch-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"No lunch for you."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"No<\/a><\/p>\n

Wow.\u00a0 Unbelievable.<\/p>\n

Today in the news…\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Arizona lawmakers passed a controversial anti-gay bill.<\/p>\n

[ http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2014\/02\/21\/us\/arizona-anti-gay-bill\/index.html ]<\/p>\n

Please…. keep reading.\u00a0\u00a0 There is much lighter and airier news to come just a few paragraphs down.<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00a0 Back to the lead story.\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 I normally avoid talking politics here in my little tiny know-nothing blog.\u00a0 I do this so as not to offend “readers”…. yessirreee…. keep it all just light and above the line.<\/p>\n

Well.\u00a0 Guess what. I am deeply offended tonight.<\/p>\n

I’m not even going to argue the absurdity of this law with the people who think I am sinning…\u00a0\u00a0 not even.<\/p>\n

I am so incensed by this.<\/p>\n

So what does it mean for you, heterosexuals?\u00a0\u00a0 Nadda.<\/p>\n

You have all the rights that every other heterosexual in the U.S. has.\u00a0 But for me?\u00a0 It is a big step in the wrong direction.<\/p>\n

Yes. Well…..that means…. if I go to eat lunch at Skippy’s Diner… and Skippy thinks I am a homosexual horrible sinner… Skippy doesn’t\u00a0 serve me any lunch.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Be on your way homosexual.\u00a0 You are not welcome here.<\/p>\n

I hope Skippy has never sinned.\u00a0 I”ll tell you that much right now.\u00a0 So.\u00a0 Great law Arizona.\u00a0 You really showed us.\u00a0 And Skippy has a blue plate duck special every Tuesday.\u00a0 Double Great.<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00a0 The lighter news… as I promised.\u00a0 Speaking of lunch. Today I sat down a little late for lunch.\u00a0 I flipped on the TV.\u00a0 The show was called “The Talk”… I think?\u00a0\u00a0 It was a panel of women… apparently getting ready to “talk” about important women stuff.\u00a0\u00a0 At any rate…. the intro was…<\/p>\n

“Today on “The Talk”…. The recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue featured more backsides than ever before.\u00a0\u00a0 It looks like Tushes are IN.\u00a0\u00a0 People are paying more attention to the rear ends…. which brings us to today’s discussion…”Are BUTTS the NEW BOOBS?”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Now THAT….. is important stuff for our daughters to learn.\u00a0 Pay attention girls.\u00a0 Have a great butt… get the right guy.\u00a0 And that is what it’s all about.<\/p>\n

At least you can eat lunch at Skippy’s.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Enjoy the duck.<\/p>\n

From the equality of rights springs identity of our highest interests; you cannot subvert your neighbor’s rights without striking a dangerous blow at your own.\u00a0 – Carl Schurz<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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