{"id":236,"date":"2014-02-20T04:37:23","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T04:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=236"},"modified":"2014-02-20T04:37:23","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T04:37:23","slug":"three-ring-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Three ring something&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-19-2014-bigclown.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-237\" alt=\"Bozo\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-19-2014-bigclown.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"738\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-19-2014-bigclown.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-19-2014-bigclown-284x300.jpg 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I just heard on the new this evening, that the United States is currently facing a huge shortage of bananas .<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the shortage is due to the massive increase in the clown population here.<\/p>\n<p>In related news&#8230;. 43 clowns were arrested on I-75. All 43 were traveling southbound in a Volkswagen Beetle. They were cited for seatbelt violations and for throwing banana peels from the windows of the vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>What a bunch of Bozos.<\/p>\n<p>In yet other news&#8230; a circus clown was eaten by a lion on Tuesday. \u00a0When interviewed, the lion stated that the clown tasted funny.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh sure. It is all fun and games&#8230; until somebody gets hurt.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;Fun is Good.&#8221; &#8211; Dr. Seuss<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just heard on the new this evening, that the United States is currently facing a huge shortage of bananas . Apparently, the shortage is due to the massive increase in the clown population here. In related news&#8230;. 43 clowns were arrested on I-75. All 43 were traveling southbound in a Volkswagen Beetle. They were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}