{"id":1982,"date":"2014-10-06T23:48:44","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T03:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1982"},"modified":"2014-10-06T23:50:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-07T03:50:46","slug":"cracking-eggs-and-no-moon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1982","title":{"rendered":"Cracking eggs and no moon."},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know I care about you.\u00a0 I do.<\/p>\n

As sure as I am sitting here typing.<\/p>\n

With that said, I think there is something you should know.
\nQuite a few things, actually.<\/p>\n

You might want to sit down.\u00a0 If you are already sitting… stay down… by golly.
\nHere it goes.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.\u00a0\u00a0 I guess that means they are not LOVING IT up in Vermont.\u00a0 If you plan on visiting… get your Big Mac Attacks out of the way before you go.
\n2.\u00a0 The next time you are staring lovingly at your hamster… and you think the little fella’ is winking back…. well… it probably isn’t so.\u00a0 Hamsters only blink one eye at a time.\u00a0\u00a0 AND… if they blink both eyes at the SAME time… be afraid.\u00a0 Be very afraid.
\n3. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.\u00a0 I don’t know who knows this for sure.\u00a0 I was unaware that chickens were required to keep flight logs.\u00a0 Apparently, Poultry Air Traffic Control is much more complicated that I suspected.
\n4. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.\u00a0\u00a0 Curious, don’t you think?\u00a0 It could have something to do with the blinking hamsters.
\n5. If you need to call someone in Antarctica, the international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.\u00a0 Call them crazy when you do.
\n6. How’s your health?\u00a0 Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.\u00a0\u00a0 Somehow, I find this reassuring.
\n7. I am not a big fan of Nutmeg.\u00a0 I’m just not.\u00a0 I especially don’t like it in Chili.\u00a0 Any way… I had a sneaky suspicion there was something sinister about Nutmeg.\u00a0 It is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.\u00a0 Death by Pumpkin Pie is next.\u00a0 (See earlier comment about living to 116 years of age.)<\/p>\n

I only tell you these things because I care.\u00a0 I’d hate to see you get in the way of a flying chicken at 11 seconds.\u00a0 I just would.<\/p>\n

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.<\/span>\u00a0 –Theodore Roosevelt<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know I care about you.\u00a0 I do. As sure as I am sitting here typing. With that said, I think there is something you should know. Quite a few things, actually. You might want to sit down.\u00a0 If you are already sitting… stay down… by golly. Here it goes. 1.\u00a0 Montpelier, Vermont is the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1986,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions\/1986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}