{"id":1450,"date":"2014-07-25T23:45:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T03:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2014-07-25T23:49:18","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T03:49:18","slug":"popped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"Popped."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/corny.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1451\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/corny.jpg\" alt=\"corny\" width=\"700\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/corny.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/corny-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep.\u00a0 I am so tired tonight.\u00a0 Too pooped to pop.\u00a0 So&#8230;. all I can muster up is this photo of corn.<\/p>\n<p>In case you didn&#8217;t know&#8230;.. IT is a Corn Fluffy.\u00a0 The thing on the top of the ear.\u00a0 The thing that you shuck off before you shuck off the rest of the wrapper.\u00a0 Oh&#8230; just shuck it all.<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhh&#8230;.\u00a0 the corn ear.<\/p>\n<p>Which makes me wonder\u2026 do ears of corn have lobes?\u00a0 Or for that matter\u2026 do any of them want to be pierced when they get to be teenagers?<\/p>\n<p>What about ear drums?\u00a0 And if they DO have drums\u2026\u00a0 are they bass\u2026 or snare\u2026 or&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I bet there are Rock \u2019n\u2019 Roll Corn Bands.\u00a0\u00a0 Like.\u00a0 Maizey Cob and the Stalkers\u2026 or something.<\/p>\n<p>Okay\u2026 maybe corn doesn\u2019t have Bands.\u00a0 But I bet you sure as shooting\u2026 they have a military.\u00a0 Look how they are always standing around in rows.\u00a0 Like little soldiers.\u00a0 Do you know the highest ranking corn in the military?\u00a0 Kernel.<\/p>\n<p>Enough.\u00a0 Like I said\u2026 I\u00a0 am tired tonight.\u00a0 No stories or wit for you.<\/p>\n<p>But I will add this. \u00a0 I DO like corn.\u00a0 Corn is nice.\u00a0 It never says bad words.\u00a0 It just says\u2026 \u201cOh Shucks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Okay, seriously.\u00a0 Just a picture of this corn.\u00a0 And that is all.<\/p>\n<p>Because&#8230;. my jokes about corn were so bad tonight&#8230; you might start accusing me of being a cereal killer.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cThe reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be\u201d\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0\u00a0 Marcel Pagnol<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep.\u00a0 I am so tired tonight.\u00a0 Too pooped to pop.\u00a0 So&#8230;. all I can muster up is this photo of corn. In case you didn&#8217;t know&#8230;.. IT is a Corn Fluffy.\u00a0 The thing on the top of the ear.\u00a0 The thing that you shuck off before you shuck off the rest of the wrapper.\u00a0 Oh&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1454,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions\/1454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}