{"id":1428,"date":"2014-07-22T23:09:02","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T03:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2014-07-22T23:10:18","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T03:10:18","slug":"1428","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1428","title":{"rendered":"For the love of Scope&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/maxfrance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1430\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/maxfrance.jpg\" alt=\"maxfrance\" width=\"700\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/maxfrance.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/maxfrance-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em><strong>Well that\u2019s the pot calling the kettle black, Maxine!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Seriously Frances\u2026. it\u2019s pretty bad.\u00a0 What in the world have you been eating?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em><strong>I can\u2019t believe you have the nerve to stand there, and tell me that MY breath stinks?\u00a0 Holy smokes you little rat-chaser\u2026. your breath has smelled horrible since you lost those three teeth.\u00a0 What\u2019 that been\u2026 four or five years now?\u00a0 Do I ever say anything to YOU about your breath?\u00a0\u00a0 Noooooooooooo\u2026.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">France.\u00a0 Don\u2019t be so dang defensive.\u00a0\u00a0 Geez.\u00a0 All I said was that you smelled a little ripe there buddy.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em><strong>Fine.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Fine.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">So\u2026 big Sis.\u00a0 Are you gonna tell me what it was you ate?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em><strong>Cow Dung.\u00a0 Third time this week!\u00a0 Gawd I love that stuff.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">And you got mad when I called you Potty-Breath?\u00a0 Frances, Frances, Frances\u2026..<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cIntegrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.\u201d\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 \u00a0Spencer Johnson<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cIf it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it.\u201d\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 \u00a0Marcus Aurelius<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that\u2019s the pot calling the kettle black, Maxine! Seriously Frances\u2026. it\u2019s pretty bad.\u00a0 What in the world have you been eating? I can\u2019t believe you have the nerve to stand there, and tell me that MY breath stinks?\u00a0 Holy smokes you little rat-chaser\u2026. your breath has smelled horrible since you lost those three teeth.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1436,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions\/1436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}