{"id":1297,"date":"2014-07-03T23:29:33","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T03:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2014-07-04T00:04:27","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T04:04:27","slug":"a-polly-creed-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1297","title":{"rendered":"A Polly Creed"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cookiemilk\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Here are some of my most profound life observations.<\/p>\n

They have also become Creed-Like for me.<\/p>\n

1. \u201cDunk a cookie twice and you are asking for it.\u201d
\nI think this one speaks for itself.\u00a0 I mean.\u00a0 Really.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0 Birds wear little wrist watches.\u00a0 This is so they know when to eat.\u00a0 And birds require a great deal to eat\u2026 because they are very ambulatory.\u00a0 Because of such \u2026. when they move around\u2026.<\/p>\n

….Time Flies.<\/p>\n

I tell this to my Mom all the time after I feed her bird feeders.\u00a0 It makes her laugh.
\nFunny bird feeding.\u00a0 Plant the seed.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 Most men with extremely hairy backs don\u2019t believe in the Theory of Evolution.\u00a0 I am not sure why this is true, but it is.\u00a0 The hairier the back\u2026 the less THEY think they resemble apes.\u00a0 Uhhhnnnnn\u2026. is that a banana in your pocket?<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 Don\u2019t take candy from a baby.\u00a0 Don\u2019t take candy from a stranger.\u00a0 Especially\u2026 don\u2019t take candy from strange babies\u2026 or baby strangers.\u00a0\u00a0 This has a secondary benefit.\u00a0 For those of you dieting, it will help cut calories.<\/p>\n

5. There is more than one way to walk a dog.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Especially if the tail is wagging the dog.\u00a0\u00a0 But if the dog is wagging a white flag\u2026. he needs water.\u00a0 At which point, you should quit walking the dog.\u00a0 No matter.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 Roller Coasters are not the things you put under couches legs, when you are trying to move furniture.\u00a0 I learned this the hard way.<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0 And finally.. if you can\u2019t say something nice about someone\u2026.. become a Radio Talk Show Host.\u00a0 And put a Rush on it.<\/p>\n

One more finally.\u00a0 Creed-Like?\u00a0 It is kind of like Serious Serious MoJo.<\/p>\n

\u201c The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”\u00a0 – Eden Phillpotts<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cThe essence of life is finding something you really love and then making the daily experience worthwhile.\u201d\u00a0 –\u00a0 \u00a0Denis Waitley<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are some of my most profound life observations. They have also become Creed-Like for me. 1. \u201cDunk a cookie twice and you are asking for it.\u201d I think this one speaks for itself.\u00a0 I mean.\u00a0 Really. 2.\u00a0\u00a0 Birds wear little wrist watches.\u00a0 This is so they know when to eat.\u00a0 And birds require a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}