{"id":1293,"date":"2014-07-02T23:26:31","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T03:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1293"},"modified":"2014-07-02T23:27:40","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T03:27:40","slug":"whip-it-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1293","title":{"rendered":"Whip it good."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"coolwhop\"<\/a>When Jack falls down and breaks his crown.
\nWhen the Electric Slide gets unplugged.
\nWhen the Milky just can\u2019t seem to find its Way.<\/p>\n

Not cool.\u00a0 Not cool.\u00a0 Not cool.<\/p>\n

You know\u2026. \u201cCool\u201d used to be \u201cTHE\u201d word.<\/p>\n

Now\u2026 cool just isn\u2019t quite as cool as it used to be.<\/p>\n

AND\u2026 YOU know that \u201cCool\u201d has fallen out of favor\u2026. when even the Cool Whip isn\u2019t cool any more.<\/p>\n

In fact\u2026. it is disgusting.<\/p>\n

So\u2026 what happened to the word that The Fonz immortalized?<\/p>\n

Well, just like the dessert topping in the photo \u2026 it got old.\u00a0\u00a0 But it is more than just the word.<\/p>\n

We all have know someone who has done something that isn\u2019t cool.\u00a0 I mean, some people can be real Butts at times.\u00a0 And that is not cool at all.<\/p>\n

Now don\u2019t get me wrong.\u00a0 I\u2019ve had my fair share of Butt-Making in my life.\u00a0 These days\u2026 I try to steer clear of Butthood.\u00a0 Yet.\u00a0 Believe you me\u2026 I\u2019ve done some very uncool things to people over the years.\u00a0 Nothing that I am proud or happy about.\u00a0 In fact\u2026 in most cases I think I have sought to make amends .<\/p>\n

Yet\u2026. there are those who just seem really good at being butts.\u00a0 They are always negative.\u00a0 Always saying something downtrodden.\u00a0 Pitching a fit.\u00a0 Complaining.\u00a0\u00a0 And never once\u2026 putting forth an actual solution.\u00a0 It gets old.\u00a0 Moldy-old.\u00a0 And that REALLYisn\u2019t so cool.\u00a0 I ran into a couple of Buttheads today.\u00a0 Hence, this review.<\/p>\n

And it just makes me appreciate the folks who keep their cool.\u00a0 The one\u2019s who walk through their days with grace and dignity.\u00a0 I look up to those individuals.\u00a0 I aspire to be like them .<\/p>\n

So here\u2019s to the people in the world who are just the opposite of the mold.\u00a0 The ones who are just like Fresh Cool Whip.\u00a0 They are even sweeter than dessert.\u00a0 In fact.\u00a0 They top it off.<\/p>\n

And just for the record, I like having friends who are not like mold.<\/p>\n

\u201cSometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.\u201d\u00a0 –\u00a0 \u00a0Mark Twain<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cSome days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.\u201d – \u00a0Calvin & Hobbes<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Jack falls down and breaks his crown. When the Electric Slide gets unplugged. When the Milky just can\u2019t seem to find its Way. Not cool.\u00a0 Not cool.\u00a0 Not cool. You know\u2026. \u201cCool\u201d used to be \u201cTHE\u201d word. Now\u2026 cool just isn\u2019t quite as cool as it used to be. AND\u2026 YOU know that \u201cCool\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1293"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1296,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions\/1296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}