{"id":1182,"date":"2014-06-17T23:56:28","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T03:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2014-06-17T23:56:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T03:56:28","slug":"snails-and-pig-tails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=1182","title":{"rendered":"Snails… and Pig Tails."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I sure have had some things on my mind today.<\/p>\n

I like to ascertain things.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Some people prefer to find the truth\u2026 or get to the bottom of this or that.\u00a0 Gather facts.\u00a0 Me?\u00a0 Well\u2026 I like to ascertain.\u00a0 I like the way it sounds.<\/p>\n

So\u2026 with that said\u2026 I always ask for feedback here.\u00a0 I love it.\u00a0 So here is a question for my farmer friends.\u00a0 Which is it about corn?\u00a0 Knee-High by the Fourth of July.\u00a0 Or Elephant\u2019s-Eye by the Fourth of July.\u00a0 There seems to be a raging controversy about this.\u00a0 Someone\u2026 get to the bottom of it.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 I would love to know, farmer friends.\u00a0 Or city friends…\u00a0 or even foes.<\/p>\n

And next.\u00a0 Some things in life are incongruous.\u00a0 Other things are simply curious.<\/p>\n

Consider this.\u00a0 I just read an article which stated that someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.\u00a0 That is a lot.\u00a0 Now… there is either some truth to the sightings… or…\u00a0 or…\u00a0 well…. I’m not sure… or WHAT it says about this world.<\/p>\n

So.\u00a0 Then.\u00a0 What about the world of mollusks?<\/p>\n

Next time you are squishing your teeth into Escargot… consider this.\u00a0 I also just learned that snails breathe through their feet.\u00a0 First of all\u2026 I didn\u2019t know snails had feet.\u00a0 I guess I\u2019ve never really inspected then ends of a snail\u2019s legs.\u00a0 Which\u2026 I suppose the feet are located.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Which bring me to this.\u00a0 If their noses on on their feet\u2026 where are their toes?\u00a0 And does it hurt?<\/p>\n

Now… this doesn’t hurt.\u00a0 Tonight\u2026. I got my all of my hairs cut.\u00a0 I always wonder why people say\u2026. they got a hair cut.\u00a0 Like\u2026 just ONE?\u00a0 Go all out\u2026. cut \u2018em all\u2026 I say!<\/p>\n

And while we are on the topic.\u00a0 Another thing that\u2019s been on my mind\u2026 but NOT on my head\u2026 are Pony Tails.\u00a0 Why, I ask you?\u00a0 Most Pony Tails are kind of nasty looking. In reality.\u00a0 So why call the hair on the back of you head that?\u00a0 \u201cPull Backs\u201d might be a better name.<\/p>\n

And don\u2019t EVEN get me started on Pig Tails.\u00a0 Now\u2026. I have NEVER seen anyone \u201cwearing\u201d Pig Tails\u2026. that even remotely LOOK like pigtails.\u00a0\u00a0 Has any one ever really looked at a Pig\u2019s Butt before it started naming people parts after it?\u00a0 \u201cSide Locks\u201d or \u201cHair Wings\u201d maybe.\u00a0 Not Pig Butts on your head.<\/p>\n

So.\u00a0 Help me if you can.\u00a0\u00a0 I want to discover veracity behind all of this.\u00a0 Or at least a concord.\u00a0 Not the grape, not the plane\u2026 but a solidarity\u2026 or agreement.\u00a0 We can do it.\u00a0 You can help.<\/p>\n

\u201cContinuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential\u201d – \u00a0Winston Churchill<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cA man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that’s unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push.\u201d – \u00a0Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I sure have had some things on my mind today. I like to ascertain things.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Some people prefer to find the truth\u2026 or get to the bottom of this or that.\u00a0 Gather facts.\u00a0 Me?\u00a0 Well\u2026 I like to ascertain.\u00a0 I like the way it sounds. So\u2026 with that said\u2026 I always ask for feedback here.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1190,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions\/1190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}