{"id":111,"date":"2014-02-02T04:05:34","date_gmt":"2014-02-02T04:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=111"},"modified":"2014-02-02T04:08:26","modified_gmt":"2014-02-02T04:08:26","slug":"the-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"The Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-01-2014-farmhouse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-112\" alt=\"Farmhouse.  Poop.\" src=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-01-2014-farmhouse.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-01-2014-farmhouse.jpg 700w, https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/02-01-2014-farmhouse-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Overheard from an old farmhouse&#8230; not so far away&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Honey? \u00a0If you go out tomorrow, will you pick up some noodles?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">You say you want a poodle?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">No. I just thought you might be going to the store.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">You want me to open the door? For the dog?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">NOT dog you old fool. I didn&#8217;t say a thing about a dog.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">The hog&#8230;. the hog needs feeding?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">No. Don&#8217;t feed the hog. Oh forget it it. But now that you mention it, the chickens need some feed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">You say you think you peed?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">ARRGGHHHH. NO. Go out to the chicken coop!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">You need help going poop?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Oh my word. Forget it. I think this started because I need some noodles.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Well. Honey that is sweet of you to ask. I would love to have some Streudel&#8230;.. \u00a0I love you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Heaven help me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cThat&#8217;s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can&#8217;t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.\u201d\u00a0\u2015\u00a0Kaui Hart Hemmings<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard from an old farmhouse&#8230; not so far away&#8230;\u00a0 Honey? \u00a0If you go out tomorrow, will you pick up some noodles? You say you want a poodle? No. I just thought you might be going to the store.\u00a0 You want me to open the door? For the dog? NOT dog you old fool. I didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nowyouseeit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gollypolly.com\/30473\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}