…. and just then… the mascot runs across the field… and dives head first into the pitcher’s mound…..
What mascot? Where? Well…. any mascot. Anywhere. Really.
Ahhh yes. The Mascot. They are really something, aren’t they? How do we humans come up with such notions?
Tonight, I went to see a Dayton Dragon’s game. For those of you who aren’t familiar with those flame-breathing creatures, they are a Class A baseball team (in Dayton, Ohio) …. a farm club for the Cincinnati Reds.
And… all of this prompted me to contemplate the mascots of the world. Now the only two professional “team” sports I pay much attention to are football and baseball. It seems most of those teams…choose living things for mascots. Animal-Names seem to bee a big part of the equation.
Cardinals, Jays, Cubs, Bears, Tigers, Ravens, Lions, Rams, Panthers, Falcons, Eagles, Orioles, and on, an on.
Other times… it is representational of some person or group… Redskins, Patriots, Texans, Vikings, Indians, Twins, Angels.
Every once in a while.. you simply have to wonder. Reds. Browns. Astros.
A few more… “for-instances”….. How about the Chargers? Is this like…. a “charging” animal charger? Or… the kind you plug into a wall and it charges your batteries? Or, maybe… it is describing someone who uses their credit cards way too much?
And how about the Pacers? Is this indicating something that keeps the pace up to win? Or… perhaps it indicates the Pace Car at the Indy 500 races? Or could it be a bunch of nervous people… walking back and forth and back and forth?
You see. This whole mascot deal certainly gets complicated.
Now if I had a Team 188. Hmmmm.
Maybe The Blathers? The Jabber? The Prattle? Or how about The Ponder? Or… the Antics?
So much to consider, when choosing a mascot.
I think it might be best to stick to the whole “animal” idea. What about The Poodles? Yes. The Poodles. Writing our cheers would be easy if we were the Poodles. The rhymes are endless.
Go Poodles, Go Poodles. Go Poodles.
Take the whole kit and kaboodles.
The bad guys are like buttered noodles.
Win, and we’ll go get some strudels.
Goooooooooo Poooooodles.
Always remember. Fight like a dog. Win like a Poodle.









