Most people know that the Bald Eagle is a National Symbol for the United States of America. Thomas Jefferson was well in favor of this. And most people know that old Ben Franklin thought the Wild Turkey should take the place as the Bird for the National Symbol.
Yet few people know this. Of the 56 men, from the 13 colonies, who signed the Declaration of Independence, 38 of those men thought the common pigeon should be the bird of choice.
Among those 38 were John Hancock of Massachusetts, and Thomas Heyward Jr. of South Carolina.
But Jefferson made his case and we got the Eagle.
Had it been the other way, we would have Pigeon-Brand Condensed Milk, the NFL’s Philadelphia Pigeons, and American Pigeon Outfitters. And my friend Bertie Conroy, who walked with his feet pointed inward, would have been Eagle-Toed.
So it is, the American Way.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Happy Fourth. Here is to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
And for celebrating your Independence, no matter what your feathers look like.













